so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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