Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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