: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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