At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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