Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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I intend to get homeless drunk
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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