His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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