Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize
