yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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