I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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