the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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