my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
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Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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