White coat. Heels.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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