ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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