theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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