Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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