8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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