Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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