what if every blade of grass was a penis?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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