Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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