I'm so fucking centered right now
4 words: hood of his car
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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