We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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