I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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