big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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