oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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