Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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