do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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