Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
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only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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