so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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