i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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