I don't think brook has ever known best
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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