ugly people sure do ruin things
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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