What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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