She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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