I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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