Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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