I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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