I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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