I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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