I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
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I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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