I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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