I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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