I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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