The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Semen is not good for contacts.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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