physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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