i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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