When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Everyone says I win the strip club
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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