So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just tell him i said nine months
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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