Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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