just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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