I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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