she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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