He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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