Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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