Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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