the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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