when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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