She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize
